What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 25.06.2025 02:34
They put up a sign reading
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
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No go.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Why do almost all vertebrates have tails, but not apes and frogs?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Next, they tried...
Nuts and Butts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Just Forget it!
No way
Still no good.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So, the docs changed it to read
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So they tried
Everyone loved it.
Then came..
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Can I see some saggy tit pics and huge areolas pics?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
Loons and Moons
Still no good
Why do people procrastinate and how can they stop?
Minds and Behinds
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...